What’s Wrong with Audio Versions of the Bible

The Audio Version Problem

There’s a big problem with well-known, commercial (i.e. purchasable) audio versions of the Bible. Mobile version present the reader/listener with meaningless numbers instead the historical names of the books of the Bible—similar to seeing “City001” on a map instead of “New York City.”

The problem is not the actors reading the Bible, such as David Suchet, who got a start in the Royal Shakespeare Company and gained international fame playing Hercule Poirot. The other reader-actor to whom this article refers is Max McLean, nominated for four Audie Awards and well-versed in reading the Bible, having recorded it in its entirety in three English translations.[1]

And it’s not the content, the best parts being better than anything I’ve encountered elsewhere.

The problem is that on mobile devices, navigating to the part of the Bible one wishes to listen to is a crap shoot, at best (as this web log will demonstrate). The problem is serious and has been a problem for years, making me wonder how much crap (I’m using that in a different sense than previously) people will put up with from tech companies who don’t listen to subject matter experts.

I’ll use the word “index” to describe the problem, but by that I am not referring to the index of terms at the back of scholarly works. Instead, in a more general sense, index simply means whatever mechanism an audio recording provides for navigating among sections of the work.

The best way to demonstrate the problem is to point out that the Bible is read unlike almost any other book. Unlike most books, few people read the Bible from start to finish. Most read some parts of the Bible (Psalms, Gospels, Paul’s letters, for examples) many, many times and other parts (Leviticus, Jeremiah, and Obadiah, for examples) rarely, if ever. The person who has purchased an audio version of the Bible usually knows his or her way around the book (or collection of books, in reality), and should be given the navigation needed to get around on the audio version.

As a point of contrast with the Bible, let’s look at a free electronic version of Charles Dickens’ A Tale of Two Cities. Considering it is free is remarkable, because it is indexed better than some purchasable audio Bibles. But even if it were not, most readers would start at the beginning, listen for some time, pause, later resume, pause, etc. and finally reach the end.

Now if the chapter names in A Tale of Two Cities were missing on a mobile device, that would perplex and perhaps infuriate a Dickens scholar, but the average reader would probably start at Chapter 1 of “Book the First,” continue on upon reaching Chapter 1 of “Book the Second,” and finish at Chapter 15 of “Book the Third.”

Here’s the indexing of the free LoudLit.org podcast of A Tale of Two Cities performed by Jane Aker on a laptop:
screenshot of tale of two cities podcast

As you can see (if you clicked on the image), the indexing includes the chapter numbers as assigned by the author (as opposed to a mechanical assignment of file numbers) and the divisions marking the Books (which is how Dickens published it in book form). All that’s missing is the chapter names, which would be nice. With chapter names, one would know that Chapter 15 of Book the Third is “The Footsteps Die Out Forever” suggesting a finality that everyone who has read the book can never forget. But the main point is that none of this is needed by most readers, who could live with chapter numbers, even without book divisions.

Here’s the view on a mobile device of the same podcast. The first image shows it’s the same podcast, the second that the book and chapter numbers, again, are clearly marked:

Now onto two popular purchased audio versions of the Bible, which offer the reader/listener less than the free podcast even though with the Bible need for the correct metadata is much more important.

First, we have The Listener’s Bible, narrated by Max McLean. Happily, on a laptop as viewed in iTunes, the Biblical book names are visible (and this is all I’m asking for on mobile devices). Here they are sorted alphabetically, which is fine; it would be nice if one could sort them according to the order one finds them in the Bible:

However, on a mobile device, the same The Listener’s Bible displays only Chapter numbers. One must remember there are 66 books, each with chapters, totaling 1,189 chapters. So think of scrolling through 1,189 chapters, hoping to find Chapter 3 of the Gospel of John. Find it, and you, too, will start to believe in miracles!

The worser case is unfortunately David Suchet’s version (and I doubt he was consulted on the indexing!). Even on a laptop, this is what one sees (in iTunes):

So we have 13 parts, probably divided fairly evenly. Now, I know there are 929 chapters in the Old Testament and 260 in the New, so I figure I need to go to the last quarter of the parts (i.e. about 10-13) for the New Testament, and I’m almost correct, although 10 brings in some of the Old Testament. But should life in the digital age be this difficult?

Finally, the mobile version of Suchet’s reading repeats what one sees on a laptop:

If one looks at the specific track being played, one will get confirmation that, for example, in this case, one is listening to chapter 892, which happens to be a chapter in the Book of Jonah.

If one wants the story of the giant fish, the repentance of Nineveh, and the worm that made the giant plant whither, one should remember that number! I personally like the story, but if I were throwing someone overboard you can be sure it wouldn’t be Jonah; it would be the organizations who allow consumers to pay $41.00 (Suchet) or $53 (McLean) for such poorly indexed masterpieces.

What Others Say

What you’ve read above is not one person’s gripe or pet peeve (whatever those are). It is echoed in the reviews of these masterpieces. They frequently give the audio product a high rating for the performer and the content, but are disappointed with the poor navigation (or indexing, as I’ve used it). The following reviews are from Amazon (Suchet) and Amazon/Audible (McLean).

The most helpful review of Suchet’s reading provides an index for readers. Kudos to Dansword—whom I cannot help quoting at length:

4.0 out of 5 stars Here is a useful index I made for myself…….
Reviewed in the United States on June 7, 2018
Faithful listeners take heart. I think this might help.
Since every chapter stop (all 260 of them!) represents a chapter in the New Testament numbered consecutively, you can easily navigate to any chapter of any book just by referencing the index below and applying basic math.

For Example:
Say you wanted to navigate to Romans Chapter 8;
The index shows the book of Romans begins at chapter stop #118. In order to go directly to Romans Chapter 8, you would count stop #118 as the first chapter of Romans (Romans 1) and then simply count up 7 more steps to to chapter stop #125 and there you are: The Book of Romans Chapter 8.

Here is the basic index I came up with if you would like to copy it:

NIV Audio Index
Ch. 1-28: Matthew 1-28
Ch. 29-44: Mark 1-16
Ch. 45-68: Luke 1-24
Ch. 69-89: John 1-21
Ch. 90-117: Acts 1-28
Ch. 118-133: Romans 1-16
Ch. 134-149: I Corinthians 1-16
Ch. 150-162: II Corinthians 1-13
Ch. 163-168: Galatians 1-6
Ch. 169-174: Ephesians 1-6
Ch. 175-178: Philippians 1-4
Ch. 179-182: Colossians 1-4
Ch. 183-187: I Thessalonians 1-5
Ch. 188-190: II Thessalonians 1-3
Ch. 191-196: I Timothy 1-6
Ch. 197-200: II Timothy 1-4
Ch. 201-203: Titus 1-3
Ch. 204-204: Philemon
Ch. 205-217: Hebrews 1-13
Ch. 218-222: James 1-5
Ch. 223-227: I Peter 1-5
Ch. 228-230: II Peter 1-3
Ch. 231-235: I John 1-5
Ch. 236-236: II John
Ch. 237-237: III John
Ch. 238-238: Jude
Ch. 239-260: Revelation 1-22

I admit, the publisher could have included a few simple navigational tools that would have made referencing a particular passage of this version easier, but the job David Suchet does here is absolutely superb! You wouldn’t want to overlook it simply on the basis that it lacks the navigational help that is often included with other audio bibles.

I have not encountered the “other audio bibles” (but you can point me to them in the Disqus comment section below).

Here’s another review of Suchet’s New Testament recording (so multiply the complaint by 4 if the reviewer had the entire Bible recording):

5.0 out of 5 stars Wonderful recording, but Audible is horribly clunky
Reviewed in the United States on July 27, 2019
Verified Purchase
This is an excellent recording of the Bible. David Suchet’s reading is superior to almost other Bible audio you can find. However, the Audible app is very frustrating. On my phone the app shows chapters 1-260 – no book names and no breaks between books.

McLean’s recording received similar reviews. Here’s a review that 21 people found helpful:

Richard Ellingsworth
2.0 out of 5 stars Lacks Book and Chapter Breaks
Reviewed in the United States on January 28, 2013
If this was not a Bible, it would probably be a 5-star review. But this recording of the Bible is broken into 37 files where each file can contain one or more books of the Bible with no way to navigate from one to the other. For example, one file contains Hebrews and James but no way to find a particular chapter in Hebrews or the start of James without listening from the beginning. That may work great for a typical book but is not so useful for a book like the Bible where you want to be able to pinpoint the chapter you want to hear. If I have missed it and there is a way to separate the books and chapters, I would be very grateful for instructions.
21 people found this helpful

Conclusion, My Correspondence with Audible

Before closing, I should add that part of the problem may lie with the App developers (since McLean’s version shows chapters on a laptop, proving the metadata is there).

Finally, I did try to communicate the problem of the Listener’s Bible with Audible. Audible’s corporate headquarters are in City002 (Newark, NJ).

Their advice was, “Please remove the old copy of the book from your computer and re-download the title for your Library page (www.audible.com/lib). The book should be fixed and should play back without further issue.”

I did that, knowing it wouldn’t help, and it didn’t. After about three nonplussed (very confused and unhelpful) answers from them, I wrote a reply which you can read in the footnotes if you wish.[2]

Remember, chapter 892! But if you want to start at the beginning of Jonah, you must go to Part 9, starting at chapter 793, scroll down for a while, and find Chapter 890—Yes, you start 2/3rds the way through Jeremiah, pass through a heap of books including Obadiah, but then you have found Jonah, Chapter 1.



[1] These are both masters of the spoken word. It’s a matter of personal taste, but for me there’s only one flaw with how David Suchet (moreso than Max McLean) reads lines attributed to God (and to a lesser extent, Jesus): he lowers his mellifluous voice, makes it impersonal and toneless, all in an attempt, I suppose, to sound like the voice of many waters, but instead of “many waters,” God is less interesting to listen to than the average Biblical Joe (such as Paul or Peter, who come off as living beings).

[2] From: Louis Burkhardt
Date: Mon, Jan 22, 2018 at 3:20 PM
Subject: Re: The Listener’s Bible NIV
To: customersupport+AXOAPN06KZ4ZP@audible.com

Hello, Raj (or whoever is fated to read this). Thank you for your efforts. I downloaded the new version on my iPhone using the Audible app.

Same problem exists.

I’m pretty sure no one that has read my original email and screen capture has both (1) an understanding of the books of the Bible (66 of them, each with multiple chapters)—and no one who reads the Bible navigates by only “Chapter n” — everyone looks first for the name of the book (Genesis, for example) and then the chapter (23, for example), and (2) has tried to navigate on an iPhone — because the names of the books never appear.

On a computer, say my Macbook Pro using iTunes, the names of the books do appear.

What I am talking about here is metadata (which has nothing to do with being able to play the files and everything to do with selecting the correct file to play)… the correct metadata is not displayed in the “details” or “chapters” of the recording.

If you want to reproduce the experience I am (loudly, now) complaining about, do this:

  1. download Part 25 onto an iPhone (or perhaps Android)look at the chapters…
  2. you’ll see chapter 1 through chapter 58
  3. what you would never know unless you listened to the file and understood the structure of the Bible is that these 58 chapters span the following books of the bible:
    • 1 Corinthians
    • 2 Corinthians
    • Galatians
    • Ephesians
    • Philippians
    • Colossians
    • 1 Thessalonians
    • 2 Thessalonians

And as I keep saying, nothing in the iPhone display shows those book titles, meaning one would have to guess at which chapter (is it chapter 15?) that starts Galatians. Now multiply this guesswork by 26, since there are 26 parts of the entire Bible download.

If you perform all these steps and see the names of the books of the bible, then I will get on the phone with you and become disabused of my error. Otherwise, someone needs to re-make the entire download by changing how the metadata is displayed on an iPhone. I know the correct metadata is available because of my laptop experience, but somehow the names of the books in the Bible (Genesis for example) and the actual chapter number (23 for example) need to replace the meaningless serial chapter numbering that is displayed.

Your honor, I rest my case.

Sincerely, Louis Burkhardt

My Breakfast With Sue

As an unworthy follower of Jesus, I have many brothers and sisters, all over the world. A few days ago, I had breakfast with one such sister, whom I’ll call Sue.

Gallop Cafe, one of my favorite eateries in the Highlands in Denver.

Outside, one of my favorite places to eat, anywhere.

Conversation, always enjoyable with Sue, who converted to Catholicism several years ago, during the crest of the child-abuse allegations in the Boston area, a gutsy move on her part. Catholicism works with her: she takes what is meaningful and doesn’t worry about the rest. Continue reading “My Breakfast With Sue”

Chess Puzzles, Life Problems

Chess Puzzles

A novice chess player, I recall beating my son frequently when he was 9 (yes, I was almost 39, finding him too thoughtful to be fooled by a false win). Over the years, he has returned like Aragorn to claim his dominion over his chess subjects (often me). In the process, he pointed me to a couple of online chess sites that offer training puzzles.[1] If I’ve learned anything from these puzzles it is that you leave your opponent with as few (good) choices as possible. As a result, you know your opponent’s decisions before they are made, allowing you to anticipate your future moves.

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Man from Oklahoma on Trump Supporters

Oklahoma voted overwhelmingly for Mr. Trump (about a 2:1 ratio). Accordingly, I  provide a short guest post from Charles Anderson on Trump supporters. This might be useful where I live: some of my friends in Colorado have never knowingly met a Trump supporter.

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Cost of Voting One’s Conscience

Although the President of the United States is an idealized office that has less power than the emotional tide leading up to an election suggests, I am concerned about what I see as a train wreck with two possible outcomes: the train stays on the track or the train leaves the track. In either case, the train isn’t the little democracy that could, but is instead the fact that, as Chris Hedges stated, “We do not live in a functioning democracy, and we have to stop pretending that we do.”

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Anti-white, No-deal Rhetoric

As often is the case, the attempt to correct one ill in society creates a second ill. To point out the second ill, of course, is not to minimize the one ill, but, rather, to prevent a perpetual reciprocity of ill for ill.

In this case, the critique of white privilege as the cause of economic and racial inequities in the US may ultimately reinforce the problems the critique attempts to resolve. At least that is the point of David Marcus’ “How Anti-White Rhetoric Is Fueling White Nationalism” (May 23, 2016). He writes, “In reducing all phenomena to a question of race, both the alt right and the progressive left ensure the dominance of racial resentment as the lynchpin of our society.” He argues that the more white guilt is stressed, the more likely whites, who are trying to ignore race, become sensitized to it, with the result that some of them are drawn into the polarization that the critique intended to dissolve.

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Smartphones, Urim, and Thummim

Yesterday I had my internet service cut off to avoid distractions from my home projects (writing unreadable novel, reading unwritable novel, and other things). Meanwhile, getting on my bike, I laid my flip phone outside the doctor’s office, on a window ledge. An hour later, I discovered no phone and no way to call my phone with Skype to see if someone had picked it up. As I biked back to the doctor’s office, I pictured the phone gone and my getting that iPhone 5 that my phone company had been offering me for so little money for so long. 

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Chunks of Metal Moving in the Street

The streets I see are filled with big chunks of metal moving past, spewing gasses. That is how it appears to me, now, over a year since I sold my car. Sure, these chunks also include plastic, sometimes leather, probably rare earth metals for the electronics, and some stone for the glass. It is the metal, though, that contributes most to their mass, and that makes them seem disproportionately big and heavy when they are moving a 170 pound person up and down the road. According to Slate, the chunks weigh about 4,000 pounds, on average, with or without the driver.

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